Here is something I got in an email that made me smile
Asthe bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware
that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
come up to the height of the first step of the 20 buss.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reachedbehind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.
Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Vermonter who was standingbehind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to thewould-be Samaritan
‘How dare you touch me like that!
I don’t even know who you are!’
The Vermonter smiled and drawled,
‘Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends.’