Take Down The Bird Feeder


I think this just about sums it up!!!

Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution 
for the economic mess that America is in now


I bought a bird feeder. I hung 
it on my back porch and filled 
it with seed. What a beauty of 
a bird feeder it was, as I filled it
lovingly with seed.. Within a 
week we had hundreds of birds 
taking advantage of the 
continuous flow of free and 
easily accessible food. 

But then the birds started 
building nests in the boards 
of the patio, above the table, 
and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was 
everywhere: on the patio tile, 
the chairs, the table .. 

Then some of the birds 
turned mean. They would 
dive bomb me and try to 
peck me even though I had 
fed them out of my own 

And others birds were 
boisterous and loud. They 
sat on the feeder and 
squawked and screamed at 
all hours of the day and night 
and demanded that I fill it 
when it got low on food. 

After a while, I couldn’t even 
sit on my own back porch 
anymore.  So I took down the 
bird feeder and in three days 
the birds were gone. I cleaned
up their mess and took down 
the many nests they had built 
all over the patio. 

Soon, the back yard was like 
it used to be …. quiet, serene…. 
and no one demanding their 
rights to a free meal. 

Now let’s see. 
Our government gives out 
free food, subsidized housing, 
free medical care and free 
education, and allows anyone 
born here to be an automatic 

Then the illegal’s came by the 
tens of thousands..  Suddenly 
our taxes went up to pay for 
free services; small apartments 
are housing 5 families; you 
have to wait 6 hours to be seen 
by an emergency room doctor;
your child’s second grade class is 
behind other schools because 
over half the class doesn’t speak 

Corn Flakes now come in a 
bilingual box; I have to 
‘press one ‘ to hear my bank 
talk to me in English, and 
people waving flags other 
than ‘Old Glory’ are 
squawking and screaming 
in the streets, demanding 
more rights and free liberties..

Just my opinion, but maybe 
it’s time for the government 
to take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,
continue cleaning up the poop