I dropped my candy sack and ran for home! I yelled to my wife! "Marcia! There are real witches!"

Naaa! It is just my mother dressed up to give out candy to the local kids Halloween night with her little friend the noise maker witch. They ruin the teeth of anywhere from 85 to 225 children a year! Mother loves Halloween and decorates more than she does for Christmas I think!  The older she gets the scarier witch she becomes…. hmmmmmm……