Here Is Yours

There is a new virus going around, called "work." If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, Internet or simply handed to you by a colleague … DO NOT OPEN IT.
This has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.
If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words "I’ve had enough…
I’m off to the pub." The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain. If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the "work" to your garbage can. Put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer (or rum punch). After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the greatest cartoon ever.

Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT have anyone in your address book, then I’m afraid the "work" virus has already corrupted your life.

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Adding a blog or forum post or submitting an article somewhere (CMU7 Social Network is always a good place!) every day builds your web presence quicker than you may think!

You already have at least one list! Friends at social communities are a list, anyone on any site or program you can send a message to is on your list! These lists are not as targeted or as responsive as one getting sign-ups only for more info about your product, but still are very useful.

The CMU7 social network on Ning can build your list quickly s well as set you up for future profits! Invite all of your Ning network friends (from any Ning network you are a member of using the same Ning log-in) by going to the Friends – invite page and scrolling down to "Invite friends" under the email stuff…. It will automatically only select the Ning friends that are not yet a member of Community Marketing University! You may ad your own message to send with your invitation, then click send invitation to invite everyone you have met on any Ning network to CMU7’s social network!
They then will be exposed to all the reasons why they should join CMU7’s affiliate program and start earning you money!

A few reasons why everyone should be a member of CMU7……

CMU7 is every online businesses front door! We offer the tools needed for online business success. Use the tools – your business will grow – simple!

- Our affiliate system will add income to your efforts.
- Programs like the Matrix (which is still active and there are future plans for similar programs) can add more income streams along with lead source.
- Some of the best List building tools online are available complete with the training and personal support to be sure you have an active list building system set up and working that you can manage! – Viral advertising that is easy to set up and set in motion!
- My Virtual Office to use as another income stream while hosting virtual meetings and conferences to recruit members into your business and train them to succeed!
- Traffic Generation tools through both CMU7 and Web TraffiCircle! We know how to build targeted web traffic and host the tools (with training) so you don’t have to! More Income streams possible through WTC also!
-Plus much – much more!

Every Member of CMU7 can earn more income by using our online business tools and once set up, they require very little work from you!
 

To grow your business, you must talk to people! Do Not just throw an ad in their face and move on to the next! Talk to them about what you like to talk about! If you find out they are working an online business, let them know you have found some tools with real training!Hook them up with the CMU7 Toolbar or the social network (invite them here) and let them nose around! Telling them to sign-up here and upgrade to start making money will usually turn them away…. Start a friendly conversation… then check back with them once in a while to ask how things are going for them…. you may find another "in" to tell them how well your list building is going, or how much traffic you are seeing from your ads and posts at CMU7 or WTC!

Your profile on any community should state the benefits of what you do plus tell about you. Be sue you use keywords that target the people that search those words to find you on every profile. Then the people asking you to be their friend will be people that need what you are offering (or just like who you really are)!

I bought a bird feeder. I hung 
it on my back porch and filled 
it with seed. What a beauty of 
a bird feeder it was, as I filled it 
lovingly with seed.. Within a 
week we had hundreds of birds 
taking advantage of the 
continuous flow of free and 
easily accessible food. 

But then the birds started 
building nests in the boards 
of the patio, above the table, 
and next to the barbecue. 

Then came the poop. It was 
everywhere: on the patio tile, 
the chairs, the table .. 
everywhere! 

Just my opinion, but maybe 
it’s time for the government 
to take down the bird feeder. 

If you agree, pass it on; if not,
continue cleaning up the poop

Never Argue with a Woman

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.

Why Is My Computer Slow?

I have noticed most of my online friends have been having troubles with their computers lately. They are from all over the world and their computers range in age from completely outdated to just a few weeks old. I think maybe the problem is netwide but after some checking I found some very nice software that helped my computer.

TuneUp Utilities 2009 – Free trial version. Click here! For more information.

In the past I have tried software that was supposed to supposed up my computer and got a nasty surprise! 

IT HAD MORE AD-WARE AND SPY-WARE IN IT THAN MY COMPUTER HAD BEFORE I DOWNLOADED IT!

I am pretty careful now what I download onto my computer! I have also come to realize most of the time your computer is slow because the hard drive is getting to full. If the hard drive is between 1/2 and 3/4 full, try cleaning out some junk you never use before downloading something else. Easy regular maintenance and cleaning will do more for your computer speed than most any download. Virus and ad-ware scanners can slow your computer to a crawl also. An internet savvy person with a good firewall connected to the internet through a router is usually enough protection, but to make it easy 1 good program (only 1) to be a backup is a good idea,  AVG offers a great free service that you can upgrade if you do not feel comfortable.

Your start menu is a place where bad things can get in without you noticing, if it takes a lot longer time to start your computer than it used to. This may be a good place to look first. This can be done manually by clicking "run", entering "msconfig" then going to start menu, You do not need every program on your computer running in the background all the time, they will start fine when the shortcut is clicked (it just takes a little longer then). Your firewall, anti virus/spy-ware, and possibly the program you use every time you use your computer should be all that starts on start-up. Viruses and other bad programs like to get into the start-up process so they can come on first and take over your computer.

Tune Up Utilities 2009  will clean off all the crap that no one ever sees in your computer, optimizes it for the way you use it (makes sure the programs and software you use the most is ready while shutting down the rest) And will automatically keep it optimized as long as you own your computer. It is not a "heavy program" that slows your computer more. It has no ad-ware or spy-ware to affect your computers operation.  I give it 2 thumbs up! Finally some software that works without over loading your computer and optimizes your machine to the way you use it!

Tune-Up Utilities 2009 – Free trial version. Click here!