Due to the recession in 2009 the government will
start deporting all the mentally ill people to save money.
I started crying when I thought of you.
Run my little crazy friend, run!
Well, what can I say???
Someone sent it to me, and guess what Sunshine…. I’m NOT going alone!!
Here is something I got in an email that made me smile 
As
the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became awareSo, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg
About this time, a large Vermonter who was standing
behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.She went ballistic and turned to the
would-be Samaritan‘How dare you touch me like that!
I don’t even know who you are!’
The Vermonter smiled and drawled,
‘Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends.’
There is a new virus going around, called "work." If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, Internet or simply handed to you by a colleague … DO NOT OPEN IT.
This has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.
If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words "I’ve had enough…
I’m off to the pub." The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain. If you receive "work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the "work" to your garbage can. Put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints of beer (or rum punch). After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "work" will no longer be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the greatest cartoon ever.
Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT have anyone in your address book, then I’m afraid the "work" virus has already corrupted your life.
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