Gotta Pee

GOTTA PEE

Two women friends had gone for a girls’ night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
She would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
Proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to
Go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned
That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
“These girl nights have got to stop! I’m starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!”

“That’s nothing,” said the other husband,
“Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that
said…..

‘From all of us at the Fire Station.
We’ll never forget you.’

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Simple Politics

 

With campaigns waging war on each other, the econemy, and the price of oil ready to explode again.

I received this joke today……….. please excuse my language.

 

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’

Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family , so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the

Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

 

The nanny, we will consider her the
Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future…… (more…)

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Can It Be Stopped?

 

I was watching the morning news today and couldn’t believe what I heard! AIG is using bailout money to pay bonuses!

They say there is no legal way to stop this Rippoff!

What does that say about our laws?

And Yes I have a solution!

STOP THE BAILOUTS PERIOD!!! 

Let the failures fail! Sure the huge companies will drop millions of jobs but that will open up new opportunities for smaller companies and create more better paying jobs. If Americans just set back and complain…. they will fail!

Get off your damn complaining butt and do what you do best!! (besides complain) There will be no crisis…. the money will start flowing into the hands of the people actually earning it and the high paid rippoff artistst had better move to their island way out to sea and stay there!

 

This is my oppinion and I am sticking to it!

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